KoRncert Tuesday 31th. January 2008:



06:30:
Woke up at the sound of Ramones - My Sharona. Was go god damn hyper, but I managed to put some clothes on and check it all: Money, ticket, presents to Noods (Ramones dvd) and Kalen (Exotic cigar), mp3 filled with KoRn, a 32mb memory card, t-shirt, pants and ofc my green Che Guevara bag. Had to go to school first which I did.

07:45
Dumle called to tell me about tha a storm was over Denmark, and they maybe will close the Storebelt Bridge. If they did, there were no concet for us, so I was god damn nervous.

13:00
School was finally over, and I was home. I checked it all again and went up on my room to put some music on my cell. Suddenly Pongo stood in my room and said "We're going now!" Lot of stress, but I managed to get it all with me.

13:30. We were driving on our way from Hampen to Copenhagen. We were: Me (Cliaz), Dumle, Pongo, Lam and Topper, Dumle's daddy xD.

15:18
Storebelt Bridge. We came over it! YAY!

16:30
We came to Christiania where I bought a black Bevar Christiania t-shirt in Medium to Kalen, five badges (Bevar Christiania, Christiania Radio, A, Fuck You Your Fucking Fuck and one more with Christiania) and a Misfits strap with Slipknot Photo at the carabinhage. And then, KB Hallen, here we come!

17:45
We were standing in the little crowd of people in front of the KB Hall. I found my brother Casper and his friends; Chris, Asmus and Brian. And my friend Max! Me and Chris was singing "I'm just a pretty boy whatever you call it, you wouldn't know a real man if you saw it, it keeps going on day after day, son. And you're FAKE! You don't want none. I'm sick and tired of people treating me this way everyday. Who gives a fuck, right now I got something to say, to all the people who think I'm STRAANGE! And I should be out here, locked up in a CAAGE! You dont know what the hell I fuck now anyway. You got this pretty boy feeling like I'm enslaved, to a world that never appreciated shit. YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK AND FUCKNIG LIKE IIT!!" And the crowd yelled "WHOOOO!", haha. I was sitting on my brothers and Chris' shoulders two times, and the second time I yelled "ARE YOU READYYY?!?!?" xD. Then the Steward's came and put some fence up. They tight a red and white stripes plastic-thread in front of me and Chris. And we were just waiting... I met a huge Deathstars fan.

18:58
We couldn't hold us back! And when tere was 10 seconds to 19:00 we were all counting down! And when they didn't opn, we were yelling and screaming like shit! Finally, 19:05 the opened up and cut the threads. I ran confuse around in the hall until I found the wardrobe. I got some water and went in to the front! And there I found this nice guy, Stefan... Me and Dumle saw Loc dog, and we said "Hey, Loc Dog!" He looked at us, and we laughed and turned around in shock.

20:10
Deathstars came on stage, and it was cool! They were so hot and gayish <3 First, the guitarist Cat were cuddling the lead singer on his nipple, and after that, the lead singer Andreas/Whiplasher went over to Nightmare/Emil and petted his stomach, bit him in the ear and whispered something. Emil didn't move really much. And they played Blitzkrieg, yaa! "Sweden represents the penis. But Denmark represents the balls!" Andreas said.

20:50
Yea, FlyLeaf was pretty late, but they didn't play good either. But the bass player was pretty funny!

21:10
Jonathan's microphone was putting on stage! It was with a small blanket over, but wtf! The crowd was pushing harder, and girl was standing right in front on me. I had my hands at the fence, "around" her. Stefan was still by mine and Pongo's side.

21:20
Loc dog removed the blanket, and the crowd went crazy. Ryelled and screamed!

21:30 Kalen and Zac and some others came on stage, making the intro. And then Fieldy came running in from left side to rigt, smiling to us all and we stuck our tounges out to each others! Jon came from left too, and Right now began! Omg, they pushed hard from back! I screamed like I never had screamed before!

22:00
The show was rolling, and the pushing kept on! But it was cool! We were in the middle where Jon were talking about how cool Denmark is. and then, suddenly, Kalen held up a sign that said "Hi Cliaz!" OMFG I was so happy! I jumped up and waved and screamed "KALEN!!!" I think he saw me. Omfg!!

22?
A song was just finished, and Pongo had a black out. Me and Stefan helped her out over the fence. Fieldy were looking at us with a really, really worried face. Pongo's eyes were pale white. I couldn't see Pongo anymore, and suddenly Fieldy smiled and laughed and Jon smiled. I was so angry! I thought they think it was funny that Pongo as passed out! Later she told me, that she suddenly woke up, carried away. She saw a "highspeaker" (Don't know what the word is) and grapped in it, yelling they should let her go. They didn't. She had some water, and two sugarsquares. KoRn were performing Kiss in that time.

23?
The intro of Blind came, and everybody was goind insane! A man behind me said "That's just PERFECT!" to me. Everybody sat down, but suddenly thy raised again. "No, sit down!" Jon said, and so we did. I didn't cause I'm really short and I was afraid of not coming up again. I looked afraid at Fieldy, and he nodded, like "It's okay". Stefan held an arm around me, and when they all jumped up, he pushed them away and gave me a "hole" I could jump up in and go crazy! After Blind, they played Evolution and then... GOT THE LIFE! In the middle, I saw Pongo again, and we were going crazy together!!

23:50
The show was over. I runned and pushed me out, running around in twenty minutes ,freezing, screaming "KAAALEEEN!". Suddenly Lam, Dmle and Pongo came with our stuff. Lam couldn't get her jacket, cause she couldn't find her number. I walked in there with er, and got the jacket. I was only for two minutes, but when I came back, they said Kalen had been there, trying to find me! Oh well, ten minutes passed, and FINALLY I saw him! I yelled "KAALEEEN! IT'S CLIAZ!" and he came out to us from the fence. "Oh man, I thought you guys blew me off!" he said. "So it's YOU who's Cliaz" he said to me and hugging me close. He hugged Lam and Dumle, and then I introduced him for Pongo. "So YOU'RE the Pongo" he said, hugging her. I gave him the present, and he thought "Bevar Christiania" meant "Beaver Vagina". It means "Keep Christiania" (Christiania is a "land" in Denmark). He got a badge that said "Det er min fødselsdag - så det er MIG der bestemmer!" (It's my birthday - so it's ME who have the power!). He said it so funny! He had the cigar, and he looked REALLY happy for it! Then Pongo asked him "Kalen! Would you - KALEN! Would you like to say hello to Kalen?" Kalen looked confused, but I told him it was her dead albino mouse she had burned and had the ashes in some staniol. He said yes, and she gave it to him. He petted it, kissed it and "niffed" it (On the staniol) and said "We've aldready made good friends".
I asked him about if I could get some water, and he said "Of course. How many wants water?" It was about 6, and he walked away. He came back with two bottles of water and a red suitcase. He gave me the one bottle, and the other to Dumle for sharing with the others. Then he opened the suitcase. It was stuffed with The Changing cd's and the "Ass Is The New Mouth" T-shirt. He gave me a cd and said "Happy belated birthday!". I was so happy, but then he also gave me a T-shirt! AARGH!! I introdced my brother Casper, and he said hello and they shaked hands. So he did with the other boys and said "It's okay with a handshake, right? I don't like rubing weeners - cause we will do that if we hug" he said. Someone aske him about if he wanted a beer, and he said "Yes!!". He got the beer, and readed what there was standing on it; "Dansk Pilsner" which means "Danish Beer". It wa so fun! He drank it fast, and Dumle's FUCKING dad said "We're leaving now!". And we had to. Me and Kalen hugged for the third time, a long hug, and I inhilated his smell. He smelled good, btw! xD He said he'll write to me and we'll meet again when The Changing come to Europe! YAY!

There's many thing I haven't mentioned..

THANK YOU, STEFAN, FORP PROTECTING ME AND PONGO!!
THANK YOU, NOODS, FOR BEING THERE!!
THANK YOU, KALEN, FOR THE PRESENT, THE SIGN AND THE WATER!


More will maybe come, but...

THANKS TO DUMLE, LAM, PONGO, NOODS, JONATHAN DAVIS, REGINALD "FIELDY" ARVIZU, KALEN CHASE, KORN, CASPER, CHRIS, ASMUS, STEFAN AND THE STEWARD'S FOR MAKING IT THE BEST DAY IN MY WHOLE FUCKNIG LIFE!
I LOVE YOOOU!!!!!! <33

"I'm soory if I... Did I take on your ass?"
"No"
"Okay, then i'll do it now"
"Heey! xD"
"xD"
- Pongo and someone xD